Thursday, March 27

Geeky Limericks

For l33t people:

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"


For chemistry nerds:

A dying mosquito exclaimed,
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane


For maths squares:

The integral of zee-squared dee zee,
From 1 to the cube root of 3,
Times the cosine,
Of 3 pi over 9,
Is the log of the cube root of e

For English geeks:

There once was a small juicy orange,
...fuck.

2 comments:

Mai said...

ha.ha

yay finally another entry

Hans-Georg Lundahl said...

From a maths geek before going into your limerick.